Confession: I didn't watch the Academy Awards. Not a single second. I looked up some screenshots to see Ben Stiller getting his Avatar on, but that's it. Heck, I haven't even seen Avatar yet!
But nevertheless, as the Oscar buzz quietens down momentarily before sparking up for another year, I have to share this educational video with you. It is entitled 'How to Win an Academy Award'.
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And by educational, I clearly mean absolutely effing hilarious. (Though a little bit un-PC in parts - you've been warned!)
Laugh, laugh, laugh.
[via the gorgeous Alicia Malone]